4.01.2010

MANIC MONDAY TOTALLY SUCKED! DON'T BE A LEMMING!



Despite the horror blogosphere's sudden and inexplicable love affair with Manic Monday, I'd have to say that the film was a total letdown. It was poorly scripted, poorly acted, and poorly executed. In fact, I'd rather watch my junior high spoof of The Blair Witch Project shot on a VHS-C camcorder...the cinematography is Oscar-worthy by comparison.

I know I'm late to the draw. My blogger friends may have got to you before my advice could. I'm warning you, stay as far away from Manic Monday as possible. I felt like I was placed in one of Jigsaw's traps throughout the entire runtime. I kept imagining that I had to kill the filmmakers themselves in order to stop the movie from continuing. How far would I go to end the lameness that is Manic Monday? Murder, I tell you, bloody murder.

So to avoid becoming a part of a massive April Fool's Day joke, don't seek Manic Monday and don't listen to me either. The End.

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