6.01.2009
Movies That Should Never Be Made
Horrible movie ideas that should never be greenlit, but I still want to see them anyway.
Sexual Predator:
He came from another planet to hunt the most elusive prey: children.
Hippopotamus:
The most dangerous animal in Africa is not the lion, the snake, or the crocodile. The true King of the Jungle, the Hippo, deserves a place in celluloid trash.
Swiss Army Knife:
Step aside Hatchet. It's time to step up to a more complex camping tool. So many implements of death to choose from. Which boyscout wields the deadly contraption?
Superman's Weekend at Bernie's:
After accidentally knocking out Superman with Kryptonite, two friends party with an unconscious super hero all weekend.
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Superman's Weekend at Bernie's is prolly the greatest damn thing i have ever seen. LOL
ReplyDeleteSwiss Army Knife...I think that might make a good movie!
ReplyDelete- Zac
I can see the magnifying glass death now..
ReplyDeleteLMAO at Sexual Predator. Will never view that character in the same light again.
ReplyDeleteOh my, that Sexual Predator joke is so sick... :p
ReplyDeleteLove the "Swiss Army Knife" poster, you know I probably would be stupid enough to watch that.