2.28.2010

The Crazies (2010): Me likes it


A well-executed remake that feels different from the usual theatrical horror fare.

Of all the films to be remade, I thought George Romero’s The Crazies was actually a good choice. It’s a great story that just wasn’t executed all that well. The original feels completely dated, with 1973 stamped across its forehead in huge block letters. The budgetary constraints are also painfully obvious, as the whole military angle is skirted around not so delicately. Sorry Romero, I love ya’, but I’ve just never been a fan of the original film. So I couldn’t help but be excited for a remake of a good story, especially when I saw the trailers. Could 2010 bring what 1973 could not? Did it update the film in the right way? Was it a better execution of the same premise? Mostly, but not completely.

The plot has changed little almost four decades later. A small town is suddenly disturbed by residents who have gone crazy for no reason. In no time, the town is completely quarantined by the military, and a group of survivors struggle to escape. One of the major concerns The Crazies had was distinguishing itself from the zombie film. Almost Human EFX worked on the design of the infected people, trying to give them a clear look without turning them into zombies. I’d say they did a pretty good job, focusing on enlarged veins and discolored eyes. From a story perspective, the way in which the crazies act is also different. They are not mindless, flesh-eating fiends, but rather people that are simply “not right.” They possess reasoning, motives, and memory. The fact that they are not zombie-like, and that they are still human makes some of the film’s early scenes more disturbing. When farmer Bill is infected and attacks his wife and child, it’s pretty messed up.

One of the aspects I enjoyed the most is the cast of characters. The performances are actually quite strong, adding more meaning to the acts of violence. Timothy Olyphant, who I’ve always loved (yes, even in Hitman) is great at riding along the edge of humor and seriousness as the town Sheriff. His wife, played by Radha Mitchell, is flawless. Olyphant’s deputy also gets an MVP in my book. He always shows up to protect the Sheriff at just the right moment. Plus, he has some of the funniest lines in the movie. I genuinely liked and cared for the film’s protagonists, which doesn’t happen all that often. Plus, I appreciated the gender neutrality of the film. It’s rare that you get a horror film (or any newer film for that matter) where women are not showcased in revealing outfits or put in sexual situations. I’m not saying that’s always a bad thing, but it was a nice change of pace in The Crazies. There simply wasn’t time for that and the women were treated no differently from the men (both in terms of story and the way they were shot).

While The Crazies has a tight pace and some great moments, it did feel like there were some missing action scenes. Instead of showing how characters got from A to B, it would simply cut to them at B when there should have been some sort of struggle to get there. At times, it just feels a little too easy to get around town. However, when things go wrong, the film shines. The scene in which the women are tied to hospital gurneys and a crazed principal comes after them with a pitchfork is pretty intense. Another favorite moment comes when Olyphant gets a knife through the hand (I won’t say anything more), but it’s pretty freaking awesome.
Someone attuned to filmmaking can see budgetary constraints here and there, but they are not all that noticeable. The film is well shot, using shadows and darkness quite well. It’s also filled with gorgeous Iowa landscape shots. I appreciated the lack of CGI—oh my goodness there were real helicopters! Although there are some computer-generated images, it’s clear that the filmmakers tried to steer away from digital effects. Thank you Breck Eisner.

Ultimately, I really enjoyed The Crazies, even if it could have been scarier than it was. I certainly wasn’t disappointed and encourage you guys to catch a matinee if you can.

2.26.2010

Hop, Hop...Zombie Rabbit Award!




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And so now, I must infect others...at least I think that's what I'm supposed to do anyway. But like Geof said, I'm an undead Roger Rabbit, so following directions probably isn't my top priority. Here are some awesome blogs to check out...click on the links while you can because I just may turn them into my next bunny meal.


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2.22.2010

Shutter Island (2010): Scorsese’s dreary version of a Shyamalan movie


My piece of advice for this film: don’t watch it if you’ve seen the trailer…wait, so about 80% of the population shouldn’t see it?

Quentin Tarantino, Oliver Stone, and Martin Scorsese’s cinematographer + well-casted actors + suspense, mystery, and horror =? Well, I’m still trying to figure that one out. Shutter Island is a good-looking fellow that boasts outstanding performances, but a convoluted story in which the audience is always ten paces ahead of the movie is kind of tiresome.
"Listen Gandhi, I can kick your ass..."

Leonardo DiCaprio plays a Marshall investigating a disappearance at a federal penitentiary…for the criminally insane (cue dramatic chords here). The nut house is located on a remote island, which is only accessible by a ferry and only under the right weather conditions. As the investigation continues, things get stranger and stranger. Leo smells a cover-up and distrusts the doctors. Meanwhile, he is plagued by migraines, which are accompanied by flashbacks of his time as a soldier in WWII and visions of his dead wife. The tonality is one of surreal despair, established through minimalist sound and bleak visuals. Although the film was beautifully shot, Scorsese’s visual design seemed to be inconsistent, as he is caught between modernizing his films and maintaining period appeal.

The second and third act are quite dense. Conversation after conversation, vision upon vision, the film seems to repeat itself over and over again, revealing a needle of information in a haystack of scenes. Scorsese’s longtime editor, Thelma Schoonmaker, certainly could have tightened the pace. There is so much breathing room that tension disappears, boredom ensues, and you find yourself peeking at your watch. In fact, I’m confident that at least 20-30 minutes could have been cut from the film without losing anything important. In return, I believe it would have made the film more tense and would have not made it so easy to get ahead of the film.
"You jump first. I'm right behind ya."

I wasn’t expecting an all-out horror film with Shutter Island. However, there were plenty of moments that were intended to be scary, to be suspenseful, to be horrifying, etc. Yet, I’m not sure Scorsese ever successfully created those emotions. For instance, when DiCaprio must search for a prisoner in the dilapidated, dingy Ward C, it should have been terrifying. The power was out, allowing many prisoners to escape from their cells. With psychotic, violent people running around in the dark, Scorsese had a great opportunity to create some intense moments. Instead, the film is monotonous in its tonality, keeping that surreal despair running at a constant pace throughout. This led to feelings of detachment, instead of a strong emotional connection that should have been important, especially towards the end of the film.
Look into my eyes and tell me you didn't like Shutter Island.

Ultimately, the “twists” or “surprises” are the downfall of Shutter Island. Firstly, the trailers give away too much from the film. In fact, I was able to guess the ending before ever stepping foot in the theatre. Perhaps this was one of the reasons why I felt the movie failed on delivering suspense. It’s tough to watch a movie when you know exactly where it’s going, unless it’s exciting and tense in others ways (this was definitely not). Even if you don’t have it figured out from the trailer, most audience members were catching the drift as early as a half hour into the film. When the ending is obvious so early on, why did the film need to be 140 minutes long? When the big reveal comes, the film continues to go on and on Lord of the Rings style, explaining everything you’ve probably already picked up on. Sure, you get a couple details that you didn’t guess, but Shutter Island’s conclusion treats the audience like children.

In the end, did I enjoy Shutter Island? Kind of.  There are some good things to be said about the movie and a lot of people have enjoyed it. So, use your own judgment, spend your entertainment money wisely, and avoid the trailers.

2.17.2010

The Wolfman (2010): By George, I actually enjoyed it


While The Wolfman may not have had the heart I was looking for…it redeemed itself by ripping out a few of them.

Who would have known that a soulless Hollywood adaption of a classic Hollywood story would have turned out not be a total train wreck? There are a lot of reasons people weren’t excited about The Wolfman. Firstly, it is a remake. However, since it is the retelling of a timeless story that has been adapted countless times, I don’t think it makes much sense to complain about a remake. Secondly, computer-generated imagery is featured rather prominently after assurances that full practical makeup would be used. Lastly, it’s Hollywood. Horror fans are quick to scoff at big budget, studio creations and such scoffing is usually justified. But hey, it’s Universal—the purveyors of the Monster era, so they can do what they want. Despite all the reasons to frown upon The Wolfman, I though it did pretty well for itself. But don’t confuse me for saying it’s a good film, because well…it’s just not.

Did I fool you into thinking there was a Wolfman video game with this picture?

I mentioned that the film was soulless. That may be a tad bit of an exaggeration, but Joe Johnston’s direction is simply uninspired. The uneven style of cinematography, the random camera movement, the lack of an editorial pace, the static nature of the characters, and the overall absence of sincerity all add up to a film that could have been a hell of a lot better. The script—for the most part—was great, giving us clever dialogue in the vein of classic British theatre and a unique rendition of the familiar tale. I thoroughly enjoyed Benicio Del Toro and Hugo Weaving banter back and forth, as suspicions grow surrounding the savage deaths of local townsfolk. Anthony Hopkins and Emily Blunt are equally fantastic…that is until the performances unexplainably do a 180 degree turn for the worst around the 45 minute mark. With a good script, brilliant actors, and plenty of cash, how could The Wolfman not be amazing? Poor directorial choices…that’s how.

Everyone just thinks I'm acting senile...

Let’s talk about a point of great contention among horror fans: the CG. Honestly, it wasn’t that bad. Sure, there are way too many scenes relying on an animated Wolfman jumping around buildings and galloping through London streets. Sure, the opening shot of a moon through cartoon trees has no excuse for existing. Sure, the transformation scene could have been done with practical effects. But at least the majority of the Wolfman’s onscreen presence is in full, practical makeup. The digital transformation actually looked pretty good and there were several transformation scenes, so practical effects may not have been so…umm...practical? While we’re on the subject of the Wolfman’s makeup and appearance, I can’t help but feel like the design was too similar to Lon Chaney Jr.’s Wolfman. It would have been interesting to see a different take on the appearance, while still maintaining the overall part-man/part-wolf take of the original.  Oh well.

RAR! Wolfman scary!

You may think I’m being a little harsh with The Wolfman and you may be saying, “Well then why did you say you kinda’ liked it?” I’ll give you one reason: the Wolfman tearing people the F up! Seriously. I was surprised at how much gore was in the film—limbs flying to and fro, gruesome decapitations, claws through the chest, and much more. What’s not to love about that? Although The Wolfman was never scary and never meaningful, it delivered on the gags to keep me happy.

I went into the theatre expecting a total loss—a loss that turned into a win for fellow gore hounds like myself. You may not fall in love with The Wolfman, but you will be entertained.

2.14.2010

Happy Valentine's Day from The Horror Effect


Wishing everyone a glorious holiday--whether you're spending it alone in front of the TV watching Valentine-themed horror films or you're actually enjoying the presence of your significant other!


2.12.2010

LOL Catz - The Horror Effect Edition Part 2

Tales from the Darkside


Cat's Eye

The Legend of Hell House

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